Que: Why was the doctor always angry?
Ans: Because he didn't have patients and would lose his temper!
Que: How do mad scientists freshen their breaths?
Ans: With experi-mints!
Que: What do you call a boy with one foot in the door?
Ans: Just-in!
Que: Why couldn't sailors play cards?
Ans: Because Captain was standing on the Deck!
Que: What do you call a ship's gun which has no hair?
Ans: Cannonbald!
Que: What is a boxer's favourite part of a joke?
Ans: A puch line!
Que: Why was the fisherman mad at the computer?
Ans: Because he wasn't getting any bytes!
Que: How do mad scientists freshen their breaths?
Ans: With experi-mints!
Que: What do you call a boy with one foot in the door?
Ans: Just-in!
Que: Why couldn't sailors play cards?
Ans: Because Captain was standing on the Deck!
Que: What do you call a ship's gun which has no hair?
Ans: Cannonbald!
Que: What is a boxer's favourite part of a joke?
Ans: A puch line!
Que: Why was the fisherman mad at the computer?
Ans: Because he wasn't getting any bytes!
Que: Where do horses live?
Ans: In the neigh-boorhoods!
Que: What is cat's favourite subject?
Ans: Meow-sic!
Que: What animal talks a lot?
Ans: A yak!
Que: What animals use nutcrakers?
Ans: Toothless squirrels!
Que: What do you call a snail on a boat?
Ans: A snailor!
Que: What do you call a camel with 3 humps?
Ans: Humphrey!
Que: What bear has no teeth or claws?
Ans: A gummy bear!
Que: What is the loudest pet?
Ans: A trum-pet!
Que: What do lions call antilopes?
Ans: Fast food!
Que: What do you call a snail that works?
Ans: A boa constructor!
Que: Where do mice keep their boats?
Ans: At hickory, dickory dock!
Que: Why didn't cheetah go on a vacation?
Ans: Because it couldn't find the right spot!
Que: Why did a man freeze his money?
Ans: Because he wanted cold, hard money!
Que: What is the difference between one yard and two yards?
Ans: Usually a fence!
Que: What do you call a short phychic who escaped from the jail?
Ans: A small medium at large!
Que: What do bees do if they want to use public transportations?
Ans: Go to a buzz stop!
Que: Where do bees go on their day off?
Ans: To the wax museum!
Pengiuns Go To The Zoo
A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. The gas pumper spots two penguins sitting in the back seat of the car.
He asks the driver, "What's up with the penguins in the back seat?"
The man in the car says "I found them. I asked myself what to do with them, but I haven't had a clue."
The clerk ponders a bit then says, "You should take them to the zoo."
"Hey, that's a good idea," says the man in the car and drives away.
The next day the man with the car is back at the same gas station. The clerk sees the penguins are still in the back seat of the car.
"Hey, they're still here! I thought you were going to take them to the zoo."
"Oh, I did," says the driver, "And we had a swell time. Today I am taking them to the beach.”
