Que: Why was the doctor always angry?
Ans: Because he didn't have patients and would lose his temper!
Que: How do mad scientists freshen their breaths?
Ans: With experi-mints!
Que: What do you call a boy with one foot in the door?
Ans: Just-in!
Que: Why couldn't sailors play cards?
Ans: Because Captain was standing on the Deck!
Que: What do you call a ship's gun which has no hair?
Ans: Cannonbald!
Que: What is a boxer's favourite part of a joke?
Ans: A puch line!
Que: Why was the fisherman mad at the computer?
Ans: Because he wasn't getting any bytes!
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