Tuesday, April 21, 2009

People Jokes

Que: Who spends the most time in the bathroom?
Ans: A plumber!

Que: Did you know there are 3 kinds of people?
Ans: Those who can count and those who can't!

Que: What do you call a boy with one foot in the door?
Ans: Just-in!

Que: Where do doctors go for vacations?
Ans: Ill-inois!

Que: Why did the circus lion eat the tightrope walker?
Ans: He wanted a well-balanced meal!

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