Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Wacky Jokes

Que: Why did a man freeze his money?
Ans: Because he wanted cold, hard money!

Que: What is the difference between one yard and two yards?
Ans: Usually a fence!

Que: What do you call a short phychic who escaped from the jail?
Ans: A small medium at large!

Que: What do bees do if they want to use public transportations?
Ans: Go to a buzz stop!

Que: Where do bees go on their day off?
Ans: To the wax museum!

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