Que: Where do horses live?
Ans: In the neigh-boorhoods!
Que: What is cat's favourite subject?
Ans: Meow-sic!
Que: What animal talks a lot?
Ans: A yak!
Que: What animals use nutcrakers?
Ans: Toothless squirrels!
Que: What do you call a snail on a boat?
Ans: A snailor!
Que: What do you call a camel with 3 humps?
Ans: Humphrey!
Que: What bear has no teeth or claws?
Ans: A gummy bear!
Que: What is the loudest pet?
Ans: A trum-pet!
Que: What do lions call antilopes?
Ans: Fast food!
Que: What do you call a snail that works?
Ans: A boa constructor!
Que: Where do mice keep their boats?
Ans: At hickory, dickory dock!
Que: Why didn't cheetah go on a vacation?
Ans: Because it couldn't find the right spot!
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